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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7452 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9142 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
