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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1117 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Star Shards Collected: | 51 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
