Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Mines Excavated: 3767 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Potions Brewed: 22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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