Cheater’s SMP Love Story | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5314
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8505	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	9281

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	158
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	648200
Dragon Eggs Found:	9965	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6776	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	6205
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	79

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	100/400	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2121	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14