| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9215 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
chainmc.fun
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4639 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8980 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7525 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3303 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9761 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6939 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2000 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 650750 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9906 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
zipmine.aternos.me
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 288 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3252 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9487 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2546 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 240 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3013 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 274 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1390 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6410 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 450054 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 90 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5804 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 101 |
| Farms Harvested: | 785 | Potions Brewed: | 178 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6602 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).
Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4736 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 85 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Farms Harvested: | 434 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 304 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.
So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!
