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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9340 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 1095 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.
We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!