Chad’s Minecraft Server: The Incels’ Worst Nightmare

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Votes:	3603
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Emeralds Found:	3583
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Towns Built:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	248	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Buildings Constructed:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	61	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	966
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7602	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	4445
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mines Excavated:	2605
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Void Armor Forged:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crops Grown:	7025
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4422

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6814	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crops Grown:	8157	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6