Are you tired of being a chad and ready to embrace your inner dad bod? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic dad jokes, intense diaper changing challenges, and thrilling bedtime stories around the campfire. Who needs diamonds when you have dad jokes? So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation from chad to dad!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

    Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

    Custom-Built World Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Custom Mods for Ultimate Creativity
    Explore Diverse Biomes and Environments Thanks to Biomes O’ Plenty, the world is full of stunning landscapes to discover.
    Collaborate and Trade with Fellow Players Team up with others to share resources, trade essential items, or work on projects together.
    Balanced, Fun, and Drama-Free Gameplay Our staff ensures smooth and fair gameplay for everyone to enjoy.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Add me on Discord (juswannarock) to get access to the server.

    Q: What can I do on the server?

    A: You can create, govern, and develop your own nation, explore diverse biomes, collaborate with other players, and enjoy balanced gameplay.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, our server has rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • The Moat Minecraft Server

    The Moat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

    2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

    3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

    4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Enchantments Applied: 185
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

    Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SMP: AFKmininglol

    SMP: AFKmininglol
    Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyManJoy

    CraftyManJoy
    Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 401
    Falling into the Void: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

    SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

    join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

    we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Crops Grown: 9852
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3453 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

    Neoproterozoic Life Survivors
    LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

    DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

    Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns
    Avalon <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/minecraft-1-18-lets-play-episode-3-first-cave-exploration/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Avalon Minecraft Server

    Server Trailer: Watch Here

    TikTok: Visit our TikTok

    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

    Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

    Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

    Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

    Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

    Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Chimeras Created: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

    Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9757
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

    🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

    🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

    💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

    Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PhoneFlipperPro

    PhoneFlipperPro
    Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

    CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

    If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 483599 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • AnnoyingEarwormCraft

    AnnoyingEarwormCraft
    Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

    So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CreeperCarnageFunLand

    CreeperCarnageFunLand
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 404 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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