Centurion | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	738047
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2981
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Potions Brewed:	83	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	72

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	246
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Towns Built:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	174683	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Emeralds Found:	3735	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4688

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1384	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5