A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.
New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.
Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Crops Grown: | 7041 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 209 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Version: java 1.20.1
| Survival Gameplay | Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. |
| Land System | Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation. |
| Economy | Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. |
| Custom weapons | Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! |
| Custom brewing | Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!) |
| Tribes | Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak! |
Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)
| Question | Answer |
| How do I join the server? | You can find the server information in our Discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| Can I create my own tribe? | Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join. |
| Are there any in-game events? | We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting. |
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Mines Excavated: | 4228 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 148 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| IP | mc.aus.gg |
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| Server Location | Sydney, Australia |
Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now
To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.
The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.
Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.
Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.
Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.
So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
