A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.
Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 940065 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 86 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Server Type | Mostly-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Building, Shops, and more |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal |
| Is the server Discord available? | Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx |
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 125 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
