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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7844 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!
