CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3164	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

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Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, games, general, King, LoRA, merch, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, neurosama, osu, Schedule, singing, smp, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber, Vtubers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

IndependentCraft

Boundaries, boyfriend issues, communication problems, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional well being, feeling dismissed, feeling drained, feeling hurt, Financial Advice, IndependentCraft, mental health, overreacting, relationship dynamics, self sufficient, self worth, self-care, strong independent woman, support system, Underappreciated, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonest individuals, disrespectful behavior., fake people, Friends, friendship, incompatible personalities, incompatible values, judgmental attitudes, kind of people, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of trust, manipulative individuals, Minecraft, negative energy, NoHaterzAllowed, Selfishness, smp, toxic relationships, toxic traits, unhealthy friendships

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EndGameQuest

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

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hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Items Found:	7410
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

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Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RelapseMC

Abilities, Adventure, Conquer, Cross-Play, Depth, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Leveling, LifeSteal, MCMMO, mmorpg, PvE, PvP, Race, Raid, Raiding, rule, Rust, Skills, strategy, Survival, Thrill, Unique, Warcraft

RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

– Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Emeralds Found:	893
New Chunks Explored:	464329	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Nostalgia SMP

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Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3638	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.