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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1267 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7910 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 103 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
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Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!
So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉