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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8294 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
1. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that diamond-filled madness?
2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn extra diamonds for their sick skills. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode with excitement.
3. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers or trolls that try to ruin the fun. Plus, they look pretty darn cute in their little llama armor.
4. We host regular events like the Great Sheep Race, where players can saddle up their wooly friends and compete for the title of fastest sheep rider in all the land. It’s a baaa-rilliant time for all involved.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with diamonds, disco llamas, and sheep races that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?
