Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Astral Projections Made: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlockyJobQuit

    BlockyJobQuit
    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

    So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Crops Grown: 9791
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

    COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

    FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 7322 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

    VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun
    Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 3429
    Animals Bred: 117 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

    ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’
    Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 457
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2530 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

    White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

    So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Crops Grown: 1623
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • UnderwearWarsMC

    UnderwearWarsMC
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

    Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

    Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Emeralds Found: 8047
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

    ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4391
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Farms Harvested: 845

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CreeperCourtEnlistment

    CreeperCourtEnlistment
    so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Numbed Tax Totals

    Numbed Tax Totals
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

    join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

    so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5753 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Crops Grown: 8478
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

    NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3184 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1151 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockyBling

    BlockyBling
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

    On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 170 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Crops Grown: 8954
    Magic Items Found: 4642 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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