Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4552	Dragon Eggs Found:	2941
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1664	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7347
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2811	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	167
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8171
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.