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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Divine Spears Created: 15
Dragon Eggs Found: 6310 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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