come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 New Chunks Explored: 854125
Dragons Tamed: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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