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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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