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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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