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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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