CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	818	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

action, chink devs, Deliver, Delta, Delta force, Development, Expectations, Feedback, First-Person, force, Gaming Community, good maps, Hawk, Military, Minecraft, multiplayer, Ops, Potential, potential for success, Server, Shooter, spread system, tactical, Tuah, Tuah Ops, video game

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	4346	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	6862
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	75
Dragon Eggs Found:	7877	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Crops Grown:	6845
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	286	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Farms Harvested:	317
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Emeralds Found:	2509	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!