come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Meteorites Collected: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 22
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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