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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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