CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

Finger Fumble Craft

console, controller, Craft, Finger, fumble, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming habits, gaming peripherals, gaming preferences, gaming setup, gaming techniques, habits, hand coordination, index finger, left click, Mouse, muscle memory, PC, primary actions, right trigger, video games

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

Anime, death metal, Forest, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Imperium of Man, Japanese vtuber, Minecraft, Music, PIXEL, Reaper, Saint Mori Calliope, Sci Fi, Server, Singer, Streamer, underworld, Virtual idol, virtual singer, virtual streamer, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	6156	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

austrian, Austrian economics, Austrian economist, Austrian school of economics, capitalism, economic philosophy, economic principles, economics, economics theory, free market, girl, Hawk, Hawk TUAH girl, Hayek, Individualism, laissez-faire, libertarian, ludwig, Ludwig Von Mises, Ludwig von Mises Institute, Ludwig von Misesian, Minecraft, Misesian, rothbard, rule, smp, Tuah, Von

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

advice, creativity, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, innovation, inspiration, Life, life hack, Life skills, motivation, organization, personal development, PRO, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, strategies, success, Time management, Tips, Tricks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crops Grown:	3389
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7620
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	20	New Chunks Explored:	25014
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Last Moments Server

appreciation, bittersweet, cherish, emotional, fleeting, growth, hindsight, last moments, learn from the past, life lessons, living in the moment, Memories, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, Nostalgia, realization, Reflection, regret, sentimental, Server, time passing

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	1565
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	3566
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AGELIMC

BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Friends, Gaming, greece, Greek, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, player, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world

Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	158	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bolt SMP

5k World Border, Best Pvp Experience, Better Teams, Bolt SMP, Combat log, Custum Plugins, No Lag, one player sleep, Premium Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Simple Tpa, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla+Strength SMP

WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, blocktopia, contemporary art, creativity, cutting edge design, endless potential, Evolution, Forward Momentum, fresh concepts, future of creativity, groundbreaking work, Has everything good already been made, innovation, inventive thinking, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, modern masterpieces, new ideas, originality, progress, Server, unique creations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2011
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ores Mined:	7834	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

/MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

20th anniversary, 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Cinematic, Class Sets, Community, EU guild, family, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Minecraft, MineFam, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, smp, the war within, Threads of Destiny, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wowg

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Void Armor Forged:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

anxiety, bad, bad review, chainsaw guy, chainsaw scare, childish reasons, customer complaint, customer experience, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, Edition, fear, Halloween, haunted attraction, haunted house, haunted house etiquette, haunted house review, haunted house safety, panic attack, review, scary experience, SpookCraft, Traumatized

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	194

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

#sustainability, agricultural practices, agriculture, Benefits, calcareous soils, carbon sequestration, CHOPPED, chopped straw incorporation, climate change adaptation, environmental impact, land management, long-term field experiment, Maize, maize-wheat rotation, nutrient cycling, researchers, Rotation, RothC model simulation, SOC stock, soil health, soil organic carbon, straw, study, subtropical mountain landscapes, wheat

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Craftfire Smp

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome To The Craftfire Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Modern Servers like experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and We hope You will really enjoy our Craftfirer network… Soo join now and become a part of this community .

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	165846	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3