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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Dimension Hops: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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