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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Towns Built: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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