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BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dimension Hops:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchantments Applied:	235
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Votes:	6981
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9123	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Emeralds Found:	4434
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Potions Brewed:	133	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4077
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6890
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	4099	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	6627

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4750	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	102	Enchantments Applied:	137
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2