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ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Potions Brewed:	143	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Echoing Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, BEDROOM, brother, cried, Echoing, ejaculated, feelings, French forum, high school, naked, PANICKED.., parents, penis, purpose, rape, Scared, sexual abuse, shadows, shower, Swore, testimony, Touch

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! We have crazy stories like this one from a French forum to keep you entertained. Imagine the chaos of a brother asking you to touch his Minecraft sword because it hurts, only to end up with a messy situation! If you want a server that will make you laugh, cry, and scream all at once, then join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you in our world of blocky madness!

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

aita, CHECK, devastated, eastern KY, Flooding, home, major winter storm, middle of winter storm, Minecraft, no running water, parents, parents home, Pick up, real shower, Refuse, Region, RELENTLESS, running water, Server, son’s mother, Utilities, waters receding, winter storm, working toilet

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

MommaCraft – Keep Out!

advice, anxiety, apologies, Best Friend, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict, DATING, family, friendship, mental health, MommaCraft, overstepping, Parties, PERSONAL LIFE, perspective, privacy, relationships, sex life, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

Airport, AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP, anecdote, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Experience, funny, luggage, Observation, odd, ODDITY, peculiar, SECURITY, Sight, strange, Surprising, travel, Traveler, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Potions Brewed:	42	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

LoveCraftedLlamas

alternative relationships, breaking norms, challenging norms, DATING, defying expectations, Defying Societal Norms, defying stereotypes, love, love is love, love knows no rules, love without boundaries, LoveCraftedLlamas, modern romance, non-traditional relationships, redefining romance, relationships, romantic norms, societal expectations, unconventional love, unconventional love stories, unconventional partnerships

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, current events, Deception, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, disinformation space, foreign relations, Government, international affairs, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, Server, trump, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	1316
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can talk and give you life advice. and our diamonds? oh man, they sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave.

plus, we got this secret underground cave where you can find a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and chickens ride on horses. it’s wild, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot. pure entertainment, bro.

so yeah, join our server and escape the boring reality of everyday life. come hang out with us in our crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

Putin’sWarCraftEU

aggression, Blame, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, political turmoil, putin, PutinsWarCraftEU, reeling, russia, Tension, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world news

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got like, zombies and creepers and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be the richest player ever.

oh, and get this, we got this crazy story where Trump is blaming Ukraine for Putin’s war. like, what even is that? it’s so wild, man. you gotta come check it out for yourself. join now and be a part of the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

HotPixel vs SmartBlock

attractiveness bias, beauty standards, cognitive abilities, cultural influences, Daughters, Decision making, family dynamics, Gender Roles, HotPixel, intelligence, intelligence bias, long-term relationships, mate choices, parents, partner selection, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Preferences, romantic relationships, SmartBlock, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
New Chunks Explored:	95102	Emeralds Found:	8641
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Votes:	434
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	172	Wilderness Tamed:	5

So, like, on this server, we only let in the most physically attractive players. Like, if you’re not a 10/10, then you can’t even step foot in our pixelated world. We don’t care if you’re smart or whatever, as long as you look good doing it.

Our spawn area is like a runway, with players strutting their stuff and showing off their skins. It’s like a Minecraft fashion show, but with more blocky booty.

And get this, even if you’re not the brightest torch in the cave, you can still find love on our server. Because we believe in the power of love at first sight, even if it means sacrificing a few brain cells along the way.

So come join us, where beauty is the only currency that matters. Who needs smarts when you’ve got style?

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

1.21.5 snapshots, Chicken variants, Community, Cosmetics, Cow variants, Desert Biome, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, Falling leaves, game drops, Homes, Leaf litter, minecart improvements, Minecraft, minecraft live, Pandamiums, Pig variants, Server, smp, Snapshot, Snapshots, Spring Drop 2025, Tpa, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, wildflowers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Minecraft Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with experimental features
Current Version	25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots)
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Pandamium’s snapshot server?	Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with some experiments enabled.
What features are enabled on the snapshot server?	Experimental features such as game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance are enabled.
What is the current version of the snapshot server?	The current version is 25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots).
How many players are usually online on the server?	The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.
Are there any special server features?	Yes, the server features TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob, custom advancements, and more.

Indie Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, biggest indies, Empire, indie, indie vtubers, vtuber archives, vtuber community, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, vtuber ferrets, vtuber live streams, vtuber logo, VTuber oshi, VTuber popularity, vtuber shilling, vtuber tags, vtuber templates, vtuber threads, VTuber trends, vtuber viewers, VTuber viewership, vtuber vod channels, vtuber wordcloud

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	175	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, broskis, check out this cray-cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally made with love and stuff. It’s like finding the biggest indie vtubers, but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join if you’re all about those 1000+ viewer vtubers, none of that weak 999 CCV oshi nonsense allowed here. We got live /BIG/s for days, a sick wordcloud creator, and even a ferret software stream because why the heck not? Come join the madness and let’s build some virtual shenanigans together. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be like, totally missing out on life, man.

FartCraft Minecraft Server

awkward situation, Communication Issues, embarrassing situation, FartCraft, FARTING, farting in public, gym atmosphere, gym buddy, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym smell, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, personal hygiene, public farting, Server, social etiquette, unpleasant odor, workout boundaries, workout buddy, workout discomfort, workout distractions, workout partner

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your friend’s stinky farts while working out? Look no further! Join our server and escape the smelly gym drama by diving into a world of endless adventures and blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about catching a whiff of your friend’s toots while mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Our virtual world is fart-free and full of excitement! Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone mistaking the smell for your own – unless, of course, you let one rip in real life!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the stinky gym behind. Who knew escaping fart drama could be so much fun?

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

bridal shower games, Civil, Creative, custom cocktail hour playlist, demanding, Exams, family drama, floor-length gown, free of charge, gossiping, heels, Invitations, PantsPartyWeddingWoes, photography, Playlists, Rehearsal, sister-in-law, surgery, table numbers, taken advantage of, Wedding, Wedding Timeline, wedding website

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Potions Brewed:	108
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

Players:	100/900	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Villages Defended:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1