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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7829 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds and obsidian. the creepers here are trained to breakdance instead of explode, so you can party with them all night long.
we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.
every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
