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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 908 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics gone wrong. Imagine a world where your son uses your car more than you do, and then proceeds to destroy it with toothpaste. Yes, you read that right – toothpaste!
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