CarCraftWeddingWoes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as precious as a vintage car passed down from your late grandfather? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough that you’ve been searching for!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make your sister’s wedding drama look like child’s play. We promise that no dirt roads will damage your virtual car, and you’ll never have to worry about someone else driving it without your permission.

Forget about being accused of being selfish – on our server, the only thing you’ll be accused of is having too much fun! So come on over and let us show you why our server is the real grand exit you’ve been waiting for. Trust us, your sister’s wedding will pale in comparison to the epic moments you’ll experience with us. Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Emeralds Found:	1825
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5942	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	258
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Emeralds Found:	4521
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2586	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5420	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	680

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1548
Dragon Eggs Found:	5374	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	102	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	168	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.