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LostInMinecraftSMP

AMBITION, aspirations, career development, career planning, dream job, future aspirations, future goals, goal achievement, goal orientation, goal setting strategies, goal-setting, life planning, long-term planning, long-term vision, LostInMinecraftSMP, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, success mindset, Time management

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	833648
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Bro, who even knows where they wanna be in 5 or 10 years? Like, I could be living on Mars with my pet alien cat for all I know. But you know what I do know? I wanna be on this Minecraft SMP server, bro. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.

So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!

AloneCraft: Extrovert Edition

AloneCraft, Edition, extrovert

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Do you ever wonder what extroverts think about when they’re alone? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us for a wild ride through the minds of extroverts as they build, mine, and chat up a storm in our virtual world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of extroverted aliens who are using Minecraft as a cover for their intergalactic communication experiments. Join us and you might just uncover the truth behind the extraterrestrial conspiracy!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. It’s said that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your quest for riches, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of extroverted enlightenment.

FrozenAssetMC_Server

asset recovery, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, financial assets, financial transactions, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC_Server, funds, geopolitical issues, government funds, international finance, international relations, political tensions, proceeds, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDZ GALORE AND CREEPERZ DAT DANCE LIKE THEY AT A RAVE.

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.

JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

MissileMayhemCraft

air raid, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, defense system, Fails, injured, interception, International, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, News, Rocket, SECURITY, strike, Tension, War, Yemen

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magic Items Found:	7248	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!

BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

amazement, appreciation, Bread, BreadCraft, carb, Chronicles, Communication, comparison, culture, Diversity, Inuit, Language, language enthusiasts, linguaphiles, linguistic diversity, linguistics, linguists, semantics, Snow, terminology, VARIATIONS, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan

Animal Behavior, balaenid whales, Biodiversity, conservation, Endangered species, Environmental Science, extreme longevity, industrial whaling, LIFESPAN, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammals, oceanic research, oceanography, research, scientific discovery, southern right whales, WhaleCraft, wildlife, year

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

join our epic minecraft server where whales live for over 130 years and go on wild adventures with you! forget about boring old servers where whales die young, come to ours for the ultimate whale experience. ride on the back of a 130-year-old southern right whale as you explore the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. industrial whaling has nothing on us, we protect our whales and let them live their best lives. come join the fun and see just how long your whale companion can live!

Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]

Combat, Enhanced, Features, gameplay, Guns, Minecraft, Modded, nuclear power, nukes, Planes, Players, proximity chat, PvP, rules, Server, Skill Tree, smp, Soppeldunk, Space Travel, Survival, TEAM, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
Gameplay	No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
Current Features	SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
Updates	More updates will be rolled out in the future.
Installation Instructions	Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players does the server support?	The server supports up to 60 players.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
Are there any gameplay rules limiting players?	No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
Where can I find the installation instructions?	Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

Passionate Fetishes Minecraft Server

BDSM, fetish accessories, fetish art, fetish clothing, fetish community, fetish culture., fetish experience, fetish exploration, fetish fantasy, fetish lifestyle, fetish model, fetish objects, fetish photography, fetish roleplay, fetish satisfaction, fetishes, fetishism, kink, Minecraft, Passion, passionate, Server, sexual desire

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, bros, do you like, love your fetishes as much as this dude loves his? Well, if you wanna take your fetish game to the next level, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we got dungeons that are kinkier than a Fifty Shades of Grey novel, mobs that are into some freaky stuff, and a community that’s as open-minded as a hippie at Burning Man. So come on, join us and let your fetishes run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?

atheist, Attack, CHRISTIANS, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, fear-mongering, germany, global terrorism, hate crimes, Magdeburg, Media bias, Minecraft, Misinformation, people, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious violence, smp, social media, Terrorist, terrorist attack, was, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Love Letters Sent:	12
Farms Harvested:	239	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	8345
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BackScratchers Minecraft Server

#Intention, advice, Apology, back scratching, BackScratchers, Boundaries, clarification, Communication, complaint, Conflict Resolution, confusion, consent, coworker, inappropriate touch, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Professionalism, scratching, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, work environment, Workplace

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Potions Brewed:	141

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

MugMaster69’s No-Share Zone

artist, Boundary, coffee, composure, Confrontation, Disrespect, dramatic, evening classes, farmers market, favorite mug, Friends, hand made, kitchen, locked in room, morning classes, MugMaster69s, NoShare, overreacting, Requests, roommate, sentimental, small apartment, Zone

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mug-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of mug-related shenanigans and boundary-crossing adventures.

Are you tired of your roommate constantly using your favorite mug without permission? Well, on our server, we encourage this behavior! Watch as your virtual roommate steals your pixelated mug over and over again, driving you to the brink of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting your alarm an hour early in the game just to catch your roommate red-handed with your precious mug. Confront them in a virtual kitchen showdown that will leave you questioning your sanity and your friendship.

Join us on our server for a mug-tastic time filled with drama, tears, and water-splashing antics. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual roommates causing chaos in your Minecraft world? So come on, lock up your mugs and get ready for a mug-sharing experience like no other!

2024Highlightz – Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Highlightz, best experience, best memory, cherished memory, defining moment, favorite memory, favorite moment, happy moment, highlight of the year, joyous occasion., memorable event, Minecraft, most memorable moment, significant event, smp, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, top moment, treasured moment, unforgettable moment, why it was special

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug into a portal to a parallel universe where chickens ruled the world and made everyone wear feather boas. It was cluckin’ crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a mix between a rave and a war zone, and it’s totally lit, bro.

So, what was your favorite moment of 2024? Mine was definitely when I rode a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Good times, good times. Join us and make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “What the heck were you smoking, grandpa?” LOL!

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

civic pride, community guidelines, community standards, cultural representation, decor, front yard, historical, historical figure, historical impact, historical significance, Hoa, homeowner association, iconic figure, LANDSCAPING, Neighborhood, neighborhood character, outdoor decor, personal preference, property aesthetics, public art, residential rules, Statue, StatueCraft, YARD

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

OilTankerEscort Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, conflict escalation, defense strategy, denmark, diplomatic tensions, escort, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, maritime security, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, oil tankers, OilTankerEscort, russia, sanctions, Server, Warning, Warships

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, Denmark is warnin that Russia might send warships to escort oil tankers! Like, imagine the chaos and adventure that could happen on our server! U can build ur own warship and protect ur oil tankers from those sneaky Russians! Join now for a wild ride full of excitement and danger! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players! YOLO!

SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

Conflict, Defense, deployment, doubling troops, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military disclosure, Military operations, military presence, national security, pentagon, Syria, Syrian conflict, SyriaTroopDoubledCraft, troop levels, troop surge, troops increase, U.S. troops, united states

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5