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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8486 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 453 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
LOL come join dis minecraft server where we make u feel like da richest person in da world, even if u only got dirt blocks to ya name! We gonna make ya carbon footprint so big, Mother Nature gonna be like “whoa, slow down there buddy!”
We got so many crazy builds and mini games, u gonna forget all about dat pesky real world stuff. Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone!
So come on down to our server and live like a king, even if ya just a peasant in real life. Let’s make Mother Nature proud (or maybe a little scared, lol)!
