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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3003 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the ULEZ for Minecraft players, except instead of reducing emissions, we’re reducing lazy players who just sit in their cars all day. like, four out of ten kids in Central London ditched their cars for bikes and stuff, well, on this server, four out of ten players will ditch their boring old servers for ours.
join us and be part of the movement to get off your lazy butt and start exploring the virtual world on foot, or on a pig, or whatever. we promise you’ll have so much fun, you won’t even miss your car. plus, we have unicorns. yeah, that’s right, unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, hop on the unicorn train and let’s ride into the sunset together. 🦄🚗
