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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8540 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)