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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7405 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3712 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8386 |
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)