The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 513 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
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| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 514114 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
