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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5326 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 52 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.
So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?