CantHaveItMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchantments Applied:	86
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you absolutely HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server in the whole universe. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in fancy armor and ready to party.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a giant disco ball, with villagers busting out their best dance moves 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Nether. We’ve got a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking creepers. It’s wild, bro.

And get this, if you join our SMP, you’ll get your very own pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ DRAGON. You can ride it into battle and roast those pesky skeletons with its fiery breath. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

Pixeras

Afk, Balanced, blocks, Epic Tasks., fair, Fun, Innovative, Items, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, pay to win, PIXEL, Pixeras, Powerful player, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	97	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Pixeras comes with a Skyblock and MMORPG mixture that forces Minecraft’s boundaries! As the name implies, it represents a world in which the pixels unite and become a legend. Here, you will delete the traces of the concept of Pay to Win and find a fair, balanced, innovative and fun game environment. You will not only be limited to breaking the blocks and collecting items or leaving AFK, but you will also proceed to become the most powerful player in the Pixeras world by completing the epic tasks.

play.pixeras.com

THE OLD LANDS

Lands, Minecraft server Roleplay Discord Tech exploration Magic Ruins Riches Legacies PvP Survival Exploration Modded Kingdoms Adventure Ashes Eccentric Zealots Dwarves Villain Storytelling, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Overview

Server Name	Old Lands
Experience	Modded worldbuilding server with rich storytelling and survival aspects
Mods	Around 300 mods including tech exploration and magic
Features	Ruins to explore, riches to claim, and legacies to build
Gameplay	PvP welcome, roleplay rules apply
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the link provided in the Discord invite.

Q: What are the rules for PvP?

A: PvP is welcome and encouraged, but standard roleplay rules apply such as No New Life Rule (NLR).

Q: Are there specific character roles to play on the server?

A: You are free to choose how you wish to make your mark on the world, whether as an inspiration to your people or in infamy as a villain.

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	133	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	234	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Votes:	9362	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Animals Bred:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	837
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4438
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Spears Created:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

147.93.63.251

Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

fortunesmp.net

Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Enchantments Applied:	133	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

NecklaceCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, cancel order, Communication, custom engraved, dainty, definition of dainty, etsy, gold plate, husband, initial necklace, long distance, Meaningful, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, NecklaceCraft, Night shift, not being grateful, PANDORA, Server, typewriter font, ungrateful

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of dainty details! Just like this player’s husband who thought he was getting a “dainty” necklace but ended up with a bulky monstrosity, our server promises to deliver exactly what you’re looking for…or maybe not!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!

Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!

CraftyConfrontations

AA meetings, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyConfrontations, emotional distress, family, house chores, job changes, job hunting, mental health issues, overreaction, panic attacks, privacy, relationships, Secrets, struggles with alcohol, Support, Trust, unemployment

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Votes:	3220	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Zombie Dances:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	29586
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to build a house with your sibling without them stealing all your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for players of all ages to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a blocky paradise. No need to worry about nosy in-laws or judgmental sisters here – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you accidentally reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, like your secret love for llama farming or your addiction to mining for hours on end, everyone will just shrug it off and continue building their epic castles.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to fight off creepers than to fight with your boyfriend over who forgot to take out the trash.