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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4213 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5223 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a giant disco ball, with villagers busting out their best dance moves 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Nether. We’ve got a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking creepers. It’s wild, bro.
And get this, if you join our SMP, you’ll get your very own pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ DRAGON. You can ride it into battle and roast those pesky skeletons with its fiery breath. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.