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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 5 Mines Excavated: 3550
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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