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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Meteorites Collected: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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