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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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