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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

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