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VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Love Letters Sent:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Potions Brewed:	97	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	3158
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6456
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	8392	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9704	Enchantments Applied:	109
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5881
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	546267	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

CanalCraft: No Free Rides

canal fees, canal transit, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, free, free transit, global commerce, government ships, international relations, maritime law, panama, panama canal, political tension, RIDES, shipping rights, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade Route, Transportation, US State Department

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Divine Spears Created:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

lol imagine a world where panama is like nah bro we ain’t lettin’ u pass for free, u gotta pay up like everyone else. but on this epic minecraft server, u can sail through the canal for FREEEEEE. that’s right, no need to worry about pesky tolls or fees, just sail on through like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure along the canal for u to find. so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u can strike it rich while sailin’ through panama’s canal. u won’t regret it, matey!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1