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so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t grow a third arm or start speaking in binary code. unless you want to, then we can totally make that happen. lolz.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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