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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1226 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 9977 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!