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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3106 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Mines Excavated: | 4902 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!